THREE DAY WEEKENDS
I GET THREE DAY WEEKENDS EVERY FUCKING WEEK THIS SEMESTER SUCK IT
*accidentally trips and grabs ur penis*
when you try your best
but you don’t succeed
alright, put the money in the bag….
PUT IT IN
umm, you’re facing the wrong way, sir
ALRIGHT, GIVE ME THE MONEY
Best backstory. (x)
You know…for a second there…his head shape led me to believe he could be Phineas’s father.